August 2025: The Real Blog was the Friends We Made Along the Way

How have I been doing this for ten years.
Anyway, it's funny how I think of the current system of "post at the end of the month" as a "new" thing, because it's been that way for nearly ¾ of this blog's ENTIRE EXISTENCE.
So no, it does not count as a "new thing".
There's something I wanted to put here, but I don't have the faintest clue any more what it was.

July 2025: Searing Summer

So, what a summer it's been, huh? …what do you mean, it ISN'T OVER YET?!
Oh no.

June 2025: Deep-Space Drive Shaft

I was going to make a "Turnip Push" joke, but then… I didn't actually MAKE another one of those games.
Never mind - there's bigger fish to fry this month anyway, huh?

May 2025: Pathogen Patterns

Well, my stupid pattern of "having a cold every other month" unfortunately continued this month. But at least I finally beat Minecraft for the first time!
And to think - I'd only been playing for nearly NINE YEARS at that point.

April 2025: Switch, Two

It's been a month that started well, and ended… let's say NOT well. Heatwaves are such a pain, I swear.